Well ... Suvro and Avik C , may sue me for this ... coz its completely their brain child (or is it?) ...rather I would say the Bollywood way .. "this was inspired from Suvro n Avik C's blogs " .. :P .. sorry guys .. but thanks ...
.. Ohh btw .. it seems Suvro got this idea from someone else .. so its ok .. :)
So here is my "About Me" in an "attempted" intelligent manner :
* I don't like (rather hate) Pizzas / Burgers / Hot Dogs.
* I don't like making 1000's of new friends any more. Am happy with my circle of friends.
* I can't talk well specially when in front of a cute/sexy/good looking gal whom I have never met before. Ok .... and this is a newly acquired trait!!!! :(
* I realize my mistakes after I commit them ...even when they are the most stupidest of all
* I cant play scrabble, don't like chess, crosswords are my sleeping pills and confused with KBC ... so that probably describes my level of intelligence.
* Ask me if I always wanted to be what I am today .. and my answer would be NO ..
* To add to the above point ... I like what I do now .. although it was never an ambition as a kid.
* I am very bad at keeping contacts (and if am still connected to you or try to keep in touch, it means you are really important to me) ..
* I believe that good looking gals always fall for ugly guys but somehow it doesn't seem to be true the other way...
* I believe in god ( well .. more strongly during tough times ..)
* I am not good at flirting.. ANYMORE .. :(
* Once I was very good in Snake II and cricket ... now am doing better in cricket coz am pretty good with my finger-eye co-ordination. And the snake has died.
* I have a twin brother .. and we are very close ... but trust me we don't have similar looking moles under our left armpits !!! ( the point is bollywood gives you crap!!! )
* Only 2 places on earth where I would like to go back whenever I get a chance are Durgapur and Kolkata.
* Pink Floyd changed the way I admired music
* I was and still am weak in maths
* I like cooking .. and I like making cocktails ...
* I like to help people, but only when they ask for it .. or when I feel they need it real bad .
* Am not addicted to Coffee ... neither to tea
* People say that I talk nonsense when drunk .. although I vehemently deny this !!
* I prefer sitting and sipping ... rather than shaking my legs, even when its a disc and even when there are pretty girls around .. ( NOTE : AM NOT GAY) !!!
* One thing that always makes me laugh .. irrespective of the situation : A resounding fart
* I love my country. ... except the fact that all the adult / porn channels are off air now-a-days !!!!!
* Its difficult for me to identify a SINGLE fav color or a fav movie or a fav actor or a fav actress or a fav book. (BUT I DO HAVE MANY OF THEM !!)
* I don't believe in astrology, palmistry and sun signs .. although I sometime check what the stars have to say for the day.
* I realised that am no "dude" for the first time at Delhi Airport, Aug 14, 2006 .
* I think anywhere is a walking distance ..... if you have time
* I am a good listener .. if you are a girl or if you talk sense ..
* I (too) think that am a good boyfriend and husband "material" :)
* I love nature
* I am very impatient .. specially when people keeps me waiting
* I don't believe Gandhi gave us the freedom .. coz i don't think you can scare away a bunch of people (who fought the WW !!), with just a stick and some sweet talks!
* JOYDEV (those who don't understand... pls don't try .... those who know what it is they might as well know that its a part of my existence)
* I would rather eat cornflakes for lunch... than wake up early on a Sunday morning.
* I feel evolution is the root of all problems ...
* I cant remember dates ... so please don't expect a call on your birthday .. it may happen sometime within +- 7 days of that date .
* And trust me .. "green vegetable" gives you a great "vision" :)
whoooofff !!!!! 32 mins ! .. can't write any more. And If you still don't understand me .. then thanks , I don't mind ! .. :)
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2 comments:
Hi, I just read it in like less than 5 mins and understood it in even lesser time. I agree when u write everything is a walking distance if you have the time.
That your trying to be brutally honest with yourself i think will prove to be cathartic. It would appear that your not not as 'deep' as your friend 'dip', but hey, life's a bitch and u seem to think ur fuckin riding it, good luck and keep it up;)
honest attempt....toh etoi jokhonIndia bhalo lage...fire aai na bhai
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